otpprompts:

Imagine your OTP/OT3 raising a child together. The child is now of toddler age and full of mischief. Person A goes and baby proofs the house, but Person B/C can’t figure out how to get past the locks. Bonus if it takes Person A a while to notice.

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asktheangelofnightvale:

Finished!

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mylovelybirds:

095_2014

bird kiss <3

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jlbeattys:

50 shades of shut the fuck up about this book i’ve read better smut written by virgin teenagers for free

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fadeintocase:

is this a nature spirit

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taco-bell-rey:

when people who can’t sing never stop singing

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faketual:

Putting a dinosaur does not make up for it Google Chrome

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colorguardidiot:

(Any family member): What do you want for your birthd-?

Me:image

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Today I went to Subway.

There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”

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deansass:

the-kellic-ship:

deansass:

dear Australians,

Canada has less people than California alone, and we’re the 2nd biggest country in the world. Gay rights are fully legal, abortion is legal, no racism or descrimination of any kind is allowed, free healthcare, and we have moose. Come live here, we have lots of space!

sincerely,

Canadians

can Americans come too

no

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rniguelangel:

allisonscrown:

"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison

christian grey is white and wealthy he’s not going to prison any time soon

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Have you ever seen a peacock in full flight?

vanitycats:

datzombie:

brainbubblegum:

morrissarty:

wildanimalwildperson:

I do not own these pics. They were sent to me in an email. But I thought I’d share with you all because they’re just AMAZING.

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DRAGONS

I feel so stupid I didn’t know they could fly, I thought they were like CHICKENS, I never questioned it because these pictures never circulate, I am WAY OVER MY HEAD.

bu-but, chickens can fly unless you clip their wings.. 

CHICKENS CAN FLY?!

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hockpock:

qualiachameleon:

rocketumbl:

Theo Jansen  Strandbeest

Side note: These don’t have motors. They’re completely momentum/wind-powered and literally just wander around beaches unsupervised like giant abstract monsters.

these are both amazing and COMPLETELY TERRIFYING

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